early praise for
WHEN I FOLLOWED THE ELEPHANT:
“The energy and exuberance of Tony R. Rodriguez’s prose in When I Followed the Elephant will leave readers reeling. Perhaps only Roth in Portnoy’s Complaint and the novels of Kerouac compare. Don’t drink any coffee before reading this book: you won’t need it.”
—Eric Miles Williamson, author of East Bay Grease
and Welcome to Oakland
“Tony R. Rodriguez has deposited a proverbial elephant in the literary room, having followed it like a Twitter junkie. This book — as timely as hell and as entertaining as heaven — proves that satire is winning the race with reality.”
—Paul Krassner, author of Who’s to Say What’s Obscene?
“A clever and biting rebuke — or allegiance — to hyper-partisan politics that guide everyday American life. Rodriguez’s harsh novel leaves readers fearful that an obsession with being ‘right’ can lead to something so terribly wrong. When I Followed the Elephant is a fascinating tip-toe down the line between passionate and disturbed.”
—Dewan W. Gibson, author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
“What a ride! Rodriguez’s depiction of Desi’s descent into ideological madness is both entertaining and sobering. This ultra-concentrated romp should be required reading as an antidote for all suffering from the fever of polarization, and a vaccination to those not yet infected.”
—Andrew Bowen, founder, editor-in-chief, Divine Dirt Quarterly
“Tony R. Rodriguez is not what he seems, nor is he otherwise. ‘Elephant’ is a heroic attempt at diplomacy for America’s 21st Century cold civil war.”
—Marc Olmsted, student of Allen Ginsberg
and author of What Use Am I A Hungry Ghost?
“When I Followed the Elephant outlines that thin membrane between righteous and radical, between secure and secular, through a story both personable and expository, yet disguised as a lark. This is an amusing, disconcerting, and wholly honest narrative. A rattling fable that snaps from the here and now.”
—Ray Succre, author of Tatterdemalion
“In an America that many perceive as ideologically black and white, neo-Beat author Tony R. Rodriguez presents a gray area where Republicanism and liberalism intersect, and where common sense means stepping out of that overlap and not polarizing one’s own beliefs.”
—Nick Belardes, author of Random Obsessions (2010),
Lords (2005), and the first literary Twitter novel, Small Places (2008)
“This woolly mammoth of a tale will spray water in your face and push you out of your comfort zone. Unforgettable.”
—J.D. Nelson, author of On The Toad
Foreword by BRENDA KNIGHT
When I Followed the Elephant offers a glimpse of certain dodgy American ideals shortly before the rise of Barack Obama and Obama-mania. It’s an uncertain time that preludes the explosive growth of the controversial Tea Party Movement. America is entering into yet another grim cycle of extreme religious and political polarization. The year is 2007 and the Presidential Primaries are right around the corner. America is electric with a new sense of political fervor. Our disconnected hero is Desi Marquiso, a hard-line Republican who watches Fox News, listens to dicey conservative talk radio, reads Time Magazine, despises Radical Islam, and mixes his religious faith with his ideological politics. Desi’s also a conservative teacher at a very liberal high school. Foolishly convinced the entire faculty and staff are devoutly left-wing, Marquiso finds himself alone throughout his school days. This only helps fuel his anti-Left politics. But that’s not all of Desi’s troubles: he hasn’t had sex in a very long time; he’s experiencing major car issues; he’s in the process of purchasing his first home; he and his wife are expecting their first child; and he becomes convinced his wife is cheating on him because he stumbled upon a strange nose hair trimmer in the bathroom. Soon enough, Desi’s life alters for the worse. Desi fundamentally becomes an insurgent of his own personal convictions. But there is hope. Unlike many religious and political extremists of today, Desi becomes aware of his misguided convictions and soon realizes that atonement is not too far out of reach.
Cauliay Books
29th of April, 2011, 140 pages
ISBN 978-0956462473
UK £8.99 USA $14.54